Monday, November 8, 2010

Craigslist Special

Hubs is always searching Craigslist for free stuff or low cost materials that he might need to redo our home.

Today I received an email from him containing a link to a FREE post on Craigslist.

"Two Healthy Pumpins FREE to good home. These pumpins have served their short purpose in life of uselessly decorating our front porch to make our neighbors think we are cool. They are very well-mannered and house broken. Due to their social nature, we need to adopt these two out together. We'd like to see them go to a home with a sunny porch where they can rot togehter in peace.

If not picked up in the by 11-11 we will have no other option but to humanely euthanize these beautiful creations via a lethal blow with a baseball bat."

I hope someone picks up these poor pumpkins...



Becky said...

Oh help! Maybe they should be rescued for seed roasting.

Deborah said...

I sure hope the poor things are adopted too. I have that cookbook in my library. I hardly ever cook so I am not sure why I have so many but some of your recipes from the Pioneer woman are making me real hungry right now. They look so good! Thank you for stopping by my blog and saying Hello.

Busy Bee Suz said...

Oh my gosh...that is so darn funny!!!!

Patty said...

They're pretty! Can we set up a rescue transport so they can make their way to me in Calif?